Atheist’s Bible: The Meek

I was raised Jewish. The New Testament was off limits. When I got old enough to question why, I read the books, and became – not a Christian – but a fan of Jesus of Nazareth. He was a radical poet, a superb teacher, a lyrical rabbi. His words, his stories, his metaphors, moved and delighted me in a way that rarely happened when I studied Jewish lore in the Talmud.

What was so dangerous in the teachings of this great rabbi that his work was forbidden to Jews? He taught that the most important thing was to be kind to one another, not to follow the rules. This threatened the fabric of Judaism, knitted from thousands of strands of legal arguments, meant to cover the actions of Jews at all times. If one could put aside these historic threads, one would be, in effect, naked in the world. One would be the agent of one’s own actions rather than limited by the prescriptions and prohibitions of generations of wise men.

If the meek are going to inherit the earth, we should get ourselves organized.

In a system, or an anti-system, like the one Jesus proposed, every individual would be a free actor. Such a person might or might not choose to remain in the community built for protection and survival over the centuries. The rabbis, those living encyclopedias of rules and regulations, would be no more and no less than any other people except as they demonstrated compassion towards others, non-Jews as well as Jews. All would be equal in the sight of God.

What Jesus represented was a threat to the powers that be. In his day, those were the Sanhedrin, the council of rabbis, as well as the occupying army of the Romans. In the centuries to come, they were the Church, and the priests who claimed its power for themselves, as well as nation-states. He taught that souls were equal, even the souls of small children, and of women. What glory they could claim belonged to themselves alone, for their acts of kindness, and not for their service to organized religion. To counter such egalitarianism, the Church turned the words of Jesus into mysteries that could only be safely plumbed by priests, intermediaries trained by the Church. Ordinary people could not be trusted with the Word.

Jesus trusted ordinary people. He could have remained among the rabbis, a precocious scholar, rising to be powerful and important among the established leaders of his faith. Instead he hung out with prostitutes, drinkers, and gamblers, not to mention fishermen. He believed in the meek, the gentle, the powerless. He threatened the idea of corporal power itself. If you knew that all you needed to satisfy the only true Power in the universe was compassion, you would be less likely to submit to those who rule through fear. You would be free.

Nobody who has risen through a hierarchy of power likes people to be free. What would happen if the masses of people, the lowly ones, the meek, began to see themselves as equal to those who rule them? Every person who has fought for and gained power in an organization would feel a disturbance, shall we say, in the force. The few who use force would have to recognize the overwhelming numbers of the gentle. Such a change in public consciousness would shake not only religions but nations.

The rabbis knew Jesus was a threat. All hierarchical organizations know that he remains a threat. He didn’t believe in top-down power. He tried to awaken power in the grassroots, from the bottom up. He believed in people; he exalted the meek. What he preached was neither obedience nor resistance, but solidarity, the most revolutionary concept in a world designed to keep the meek under the knee of the powerful.

Atheist’s Bible: Jonah

I was raised Jewish, so I learned the Old Testament. Much later, I studied the New Testament and became a Christian for a while. I tried and finally failed to believe in an afterlife and a Creator who cares about us individually. But various parts of the Bible have stuck with me.

The Bible is full of beautiful poetry, moving stories, and wise ideas. It’s also full of contradictions, nightmares, and ideas impossible to reconcile with science or human nature. It was written by many people over many years. Some insist that it’s all the Word of God, because the Bible says so. Those people act like the Bible belongs to them. But it has helped shape my world, so it belongs to me too.

Take, for example, the story of Jonah in the Old Testament. God told him to preach in the city of Ninevah. He didn’t want to, so he ran away on a ship. God sent a storm, the sailors figured out it was Jonah’s fault, and they threw Jonah into the sea as he instructed them. God sent the famous whale to rescue him from drowning. By the time he got vomited up on shore, he was ready to go preach in Ninevah.

Jonah told Ninevites that if they didn’t change their evil ways, God would destroy their city. He must have been pretty convincing. They changed. God let them off the hook. You’d think this would please Jonah, but he got angry with God for forgiving them. They had done wrong, and Jonah felt they should have been punished as God had threatened. He didn’t think they deserved to live. He stormed out of the city to sulk on a hillside under a little shelter he built. A gourd vine quickly grew up over the shelter, giving Jonah nice shade in which to pout.

But God wasn’t done teaching Jonah yet. He sent a worm to destroy the vine, leaving Jonah to broil in the Mediterranean sun. Knowing Jonah had anger issues, God asked him if he was mad about the vine dying. Jonah said yes. God pointed out that Jonah had not planted the vine, or helped it grow, yet he was upset it had been killed. So Jonah, God says, how do you think I feel about those 120,000 poor people in Ninevah who can’t even tell their right hand from their left, the people I created?

What I get from this story is that if we warn people to change their bad behavior, and they actually listen to the warnings and begin to do better, we might still not forgive them. We might still want them to suffer for what they did. When I see former Trump voters repent online, and liberals scorn them for their former politics, I think about Jonah. He’d be pissed at them too.

But these misguided former Trumpers are just as much children of God as any of us are, if any of us are. If they learn better, it’s cause for rejoicing, not resentment. We need to keep preaching. It might even work.